Friday night 'should I buy' thread ........

....... or have I started drinking too early?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/plant-tra...ont-loader-and-topper-must-be-seen/1177577738

 

Depends what it's for. If you're planning to ice cup cakes with it, you've been drinking too early.

 

Not much, on here, makes me laugh out loud but you really got me there mate

 

Nice.

What you wanting with that, though?

 

Cheers mate.

We have about 20 acres, half forest, and are using domestic mowers & other equipment which aren't up to the workload tbh.

We have plans to dig out a huge wildlife pond, by enlarging the stream, and plant various fruit trees in the orchard etc.

We'd also like to landscape part of the grounds and create a series of waterfalls.

It could also be used to manage the forest and even as a snow plough

 

Sounds like you have big plans...

If you do go down that road, it would be really good to see some updates as it is coming along. I love stuff like that

 

If it don't cut the grass and feed the chickens I wouldn't bother

 

Will do mate, or just pop in any time and spend a few days here, there's loads to do .... £10 per hour plus board and lodgings

 

I'd buy the ****er for ****s and giggles alone mate, never mind for a purpose.

I've been called an idiot many times for purchases mind...

 

quite welcome to borrow ours,a bugger to bump start though

 

Well it cuts the grass and our lass looks after the chickens ...... they're free range 7 days a week so produce delicious eggs.

Our goose is sitting on 6 eggs so we'll be naming them after each of our new signings as they arrive

 

I would love to, Smug. I will be trying to get away with Sammie for a few days, during the six week holidays. We could pop in and see you, on our travels?

 

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This is a picture of someone who used to like tractors very much but now doesn't..

 

Depends..
Who's paying for it, if it's the boss then you need to get a proper one
https://www.gumtree.com/p/plant-tra...-farm-handler-loadall.-choice-of-3/1176373053

 

If one of thems called Ronaldo I'm outta here

 

Our pleasure mate, the Sheikh is always very hospitable to our guests and will make you his spicy scrambled egg dish if he's here.

There's a seperate guest cottage, with it's own pool and tennis court, so you'd have your privacy.

Check it out on Google Earth ...... GU10 2ED

 

I've just been talking to him on WhatsApp and he's happy with this one tbh.

The problem is that this is just a 'weekend cottage' so not a big priority ..... he has endless properties including a private island.

So I'm always fighting our corner for more funds ...... I do a canny job mind

 

I might be tapping you up for a job at that rate smug
No need for lodgings though as only live round the corner.

 

That would be an Ex-tractor fan i take it?

 

Get yersel down mate, anytime ..... it's the village fete this Saturday so we'll be there representing the house.

I'll be buying drinks for all and sundry