Jock is out walking his 3 legged greyhound one day when a genie appears and grants him a wish. after thinking for a minute he says 'I want this dog to win the greyhound derby'. The genie says 'a three legged dog winning the Derby, cmon be realistic man'. ok says Jock, how about Scotland qualifying for the next world cup? to which the genie replies ' what was the one about the dog again?'
I heard heavy metal toon has a fetish for amputee dogs. He'll be barking mad about this story having a lack of beastiality.
A man discusses the options for a heart transplant with his surgeon. "Well Mr. Jones", the surgeon says, "We have two hearts available for you: a human heart and that of a pig. However, I must say that the human heart belonged to a Hibs fan, and therefore, a few side-effects can occur after the surgery." The man discusses with his wife which heart he will choose and makes a decision. About a month later, his wife calls the surgeon: "Sir, there's a problem: my husband started making grunting noises and is now rolling around in his own **** since the last two weeks". "Well", the surgeon answers, "I did warn you about those side-effects".
What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw? deep throat What's the best thing about showering with a 5 year old girl? you can push her hair back and she looks like a 5 year old boy <huth>
go play some more **** football you wessy dickcheese mofo ,premier laegue your team heard of it ha ha
