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Friday Imponderables (Well It Is Friday)

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  1. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member
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    When you're taking the dog for a walk on one of those long leads, why does the little sod always go around the opposite side of every lamp post to you?

    Any more?
     
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    If Teflon is non-stick how do they get it to stick on the pan?
     
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    When you are in the supermarket, why does the other queue always go faster?
    How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?
    If you drop a piece of toast and it lands buttered side up, have you buttered the wrong side?
     
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    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
     
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    If you drop a cat, it always lands on it's feet and toast always lands buttered side down, what would happen if you buttered the back of a cat and dropped it?

    If you jog backwards will you gain weight?
     
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  6. Oldsparkey

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    No not at all, but if you bump into George Michael, you could get a nice surprise. <ok>
     
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    was wondering how far a dog can run into the woods
     
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    Depends how much start you give her.
     
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    If you were going backwards wouldn't that be Michael George and wouldn't he get the suprise?

    Why is it the girls with the worse legs that wear the shortest skirts?
     
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    Half way, because then the dog is running out ;)
     
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    When I played football, and had changed into my strip, I always put my wallet under my kaks which I always left sunny side up.....why was that?
     
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    If you set out to fail and do, have you succeeded?
     
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    Why can't Kevin Macnaughton score?
     
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    If you have a vacuum flask and put a hot drink in it it keeps it hot
    If you put a cold drink in it it keeps it cold



    How does it know?
     
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    Why do Psychics ask you questions?
     
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    If you are unhappy you can be said to be "disgruntled".

    Have you ever heard of anyone being "gruntled"?
     
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    How can you go 'round a corner?
     
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    What is an occasional table the remainder of the time?

    Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes up hill?

    Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
     
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    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
     
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    Is size everything?
     
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