Yep its Friday again, news this week dominated by the scouse ginger troll and his antics. In trying to avoid that I saw Pepe Reina has released a book, which brings us to this weeks theme. Books You'll Never Read! Puns, jokes, one liners about players, managers and Football in general. A couple to get going. My Secrets To A Happy Marriage by Ashley Cole How to Get Superfit by Roman Pavlyuchenko The Great British Car Park Guide by Stan Collymore Sssh!! you're in the Library....no, not the big red one down the road!
How to perform Tom Daley style dives - Luis Suarez A guide on being a great citizen - Joey Barton Advanced juggling techniques - Heurelho Gomes
Play Football the Barcelona Way: Sam Allerdyce In Support of Referees: Neil Warnock Control Your Demons: Wayne Rooney Safer Motorway Driving: Paul Merson How To Marry Into The Right Family: Coleen Rooney
How to hear "Yes" when somebody says "No" - by Robin Van Persie Tax returns for dummies - by Harry Redknapp
Diplomacy by Harold Redknapp Vegetable Growing by Graham Taylor How to Win Friends and Influence People by Steve McClaren
A Beautiful Mind: Wayne Rooney Aminal Farm - ̶G̶e̶o̶r̶g̶e̶ ̶O̶r̶w̶e̶l̶l̶ Joey Barton