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  1. GroveRanger

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    Human Ken doll Rodrigo Alves is considering a sex change to become a ‘human Barbie’ because he’d rather become a ‘good looking old lady’ than an ‘old saggy man’.
    The 34-year-old is always striving for perfection and has undergone 60 cosmetic surgeries as well as hundreds of other procedures to keep improving his look in attempt to look like the iconic American doll.
    ‘One day when I’m older, I may have a sex change and become a Barbie,’ he said, after a fellow guest on Italian chat show said that he looked more like a Barbie.
    Alves, who has previously said that ‘being a live human Ken Doll has never been easy’.
    ‘It takes constant maintenance. Bits fall off and need repairing now and again,’ he told MailOnline.


    http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/20/human...nge-to-become-a-barbie-bits-fall-off-6942074/
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    You'd shag a fag burn in a carpet, you dirty cûnt.
     
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  4. Patience

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    I'm actually paralysed from the waist down, you horrible old bitch.

    The wheelchair normally gives it away.
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

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    Don't make fun of Digger. He can't stand up for himself.
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Can't go to the toilet unaided either.
     
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  7. Toby

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    You're still far from being as spastic as Kev <ok>

    He poops himself but can still walk.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Is this a passing phase or more of a long-term condition?
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That **** needs shooting.
     
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    Think it's a bloke.
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Live and let live mate.
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Dev's an odd ****. A right-wing, pot smoking, intolerant, bald hippy.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You ****s for real, is that actually a real person?
     
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  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Dev has previous iirc
     
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    It's a Metro article taken from a Daily Mail article.

    **** knows.
     
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  17. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Double negative so 100% accurate.
     
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  18. Toby

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    The ****'s more of an attention whore than Gambol.
     
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  19. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Saved him the effort.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    He's famous for having loads of plastic surgery then going on TV to talk about it. Fake all over the place, nose, chin, muscle implants etc.

    At least he could have tried to be a bit more entertaining with his choice of surgery

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    (Sad to report that this particular freak topped himself)
     
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