I do not have any crisis of identity - I have always been a wum..... and for your information there is nothing wrong with my hips -Sounds like your get on well with Lenny http://www.not606.com/member.php/1008599-Lenny38either that or alwaysright is having an identity crisis
it's my bloody knees that are my problem ( might be your feet if you have to walk back from your next away game !)