Four line rhymes

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And then there was Amsterdam Roger,
Who's battlecry was stuff yer and sod yer,
With terrier like grip,
Challenging mags 'til they flip,
Roger's our ultimate internet warrior.
 
Thai Commachio in Bangkok was canny
a-Place for clubbing and night dens and fanny
Off his face all he can,
and just like a true man,
He once had a shag with a tranny.
 
There is a man from Sunderland,
Who knows how to play a good game!
Everyone thought he was from the Netherlands,
Their mistake, as well as their shame!
 
Hey diddle diddle
trollings taking the piddle
but his mams ran off with Roger
when she comes back
shell have a stretched crack
and trolling a new live in lodger
 
shameless had a 2ins cock
its fleece was white as snow
and every where he took that cock
the money had to flow
50 quid for a thrill he always had to pay
but when he tried Oscar's arse it made his ****ing day.
 
Big chris is a little nob
And sure it is no wonder
Cos when he tried to change his name
He was’nt Bigdownunder.

He gazed in awe at what he saw
But quickly went all coy
As Commachio said you silly ****
That’s a LADYBOY.

No it’s not there’s no such thing
My source is S.. ? “My Daddy”
And if what you say is true
Then S.. ? would be my Mammy!
 
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put it on the mantle piece
To see if it would f.............all off


Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bear


Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was green as grass
But every time that Mary cut it
She used the mower, Silly lass


Mary had a little lamb
The doctor had a fit

Lol Bart
 
mackem911 said:
Big chris is a little nob
And sure it is no wonder
Cos when he tried to change his name
He was’nt Bigdownunder.

He gazed in awe at what he saw
But quickly went all coy
As Commachio said you silly ****
That’s a LADYBOY.

No it’s not there’s no such thing
My source is S.. ? “My Daddy”
And if what you say is true
Then S.. ? would be my Mammy!
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dont know why, and it dont rhyme so good, but pissing myself, the old dears upstairs must be getting worried, you have just made two neverwasbeens famous, how long for ask Ladbrokes.
 
Sorry folks, but I did change the rules a bit earlier on.
was four line poetry, but I kinda liked what was happening.
so I said **** it, BASICALLY, bring it on.
so here goes, Anybody who ****s a tart from the Biggmarket, is too lazy to ****.



Not exactly poetic or rhyming, but four lines, and Im sure some of the lads notth of Bolden hills may agree with the sentiment.
 
billofengland said:
dont know why, and it dont rhyme so good, but pissing myself, the old dears upstairs must be getting worried, you have just made two neverwasbeens famous, how long for ask Ladbrokes.
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Ha.Ha.Bill.Wiliam Wordsworth it ain't but what the ****.Eh.It made you laugh.

In case of a Super-Injunction may I point out that any resemblance between S..? and our Super Moderator is purely coincidental.I have no idea if our super mod is Chrissie's Mother or whether he is his Father.?
 
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