Four line rhymes

Can be immature, dirty,anti the skum, and the scum may respond I dont care, or may just die a death, gonna start you off with quite an easy one.

Marry had a little lamb.
its fleece was white as snow
and everytime it wagged its tail
Sunderland scored a goal.


unfortunately marys lamb got a bit ****ed up, as you can see by our results,,,,,your turn.

 

There was an old lady from Morton
who had a long tit and a shorten
to make up for that she had a large crack
and a fart like an 850 Norton

 

Norten BLACK kNIGHT,,,,,,,,,,, what a bike, only saw em was too young to ride em.

 

I like it, but it's a limerick so it's technically five lines, you just merged the third. If we can do limericks though, I quite like this one;

There once was a woman named Jill,
Who swallowed an exploding pill,
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina,
And her tits in a tree in Brazil.

 

There was a young woman called Annie
Who had a peculiar fanny
She went to the Doc
He said "That's a cock."
Now everyone's calling her Danny.

 

The was an old poster called Roger,
In an accident lost his wee todger,
But despite the lack,
Of sperm in his sack,
He still enjoyed growling at badgers


Wahey!!

 

It's got the makings, but you're gonna have to work on it!!

 

AH **** four lines this getting interesting.

 

So it'll basically just be any dirty poems now then?

 

Dave long time, welcome back, one of the few posters from the other side I have respect for, nice one, recently we have Chappaz and Aldridge, spelling may not be correct, but their stuff is good and unbiased, told as it is, nice to have you in the fold,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, or whatever.

 

There once was a Dog named Osca,
Who's number 1 date was a boxer,
this made Syd sick,
so he grabbed the dogs dick,
and said why am I so far down your roster?

 

There was a young boy from Japan
Whose limericks never quite went to plan
When he was asked why,
He said in reply,
"I always try to fit too many syllables into the last line."

 

Bill, it's nice and all that, but, as you yourself pointed out, it lacks a certain realism. How about :

Mary had a Siamese cat
coloured black as coal
And every time it wagged its tail
Sunderland scored a goal.

What do you think?

 

There's a man with a face like a gnarled potato
Nose which looks like it's been bombed by NATO
His son's pathetic as a centre back
And his skills as a manager sorely lack

 

Morton?

 

Quinny had a little plan
To be a big success
But Agent Bruce sought otherwise
And caused a ****ing mess

 

I love a girl her name is Pat,
Oh I love her to bits,
But I would love her even more,
If I could see her lovely smile.

Sorry guys couldn't think of a word to rhyme with bits.

 

There once was great a poster called Bill
With passion these boards he would fill
And He doesn't do tags
And the Mags he called ***s
So Bill just keeps taking the pills

 

Mary had a little sheep
With which she went to bed to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Now Mary has a little lamb

 

Many people on here shout
**** off bruce,we want you out
What is he supposed to do
As you say, he's got no clue
If he walks he'll get nowt
If he stays, what will you spout