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Off Topic Forth Road Bridge is doing one

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  1. RicardoHCAFC

    RicardoHCAFC Well-Known Member
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    This thing is meant to be holding up the road, but earlier this week they noticed a small problem.

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    Thankfully the other end is still doing its job, if it had given out as well the road would drop 6 inches instantly, and possibly further if the shock from that drop (or just the weight resting lower down over time) caused further damage. Apparently there's another 8 of these along the bridge that are in danger of cracking though. So that's the bridge having a long Xmas holiday as they've said they can't complete repairs before New Year.

    For brilliant timing, my company is based in Fife (at the north of the bridge) and tomorrow we're doing a Xmas party for a company based 5 minutes up the road from us, they've chosen a venue in Edinburgh <laugh>

    NB: I'm laughing because it's my day off tomorrow, if I was working I'd be less amused at the 25 minute journey becoming a 90 minute one (based on the drive over to setup today)
     
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  2. Happy Tiger

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    It's just a bridge too far.
     
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  3. RicardoHCAFC

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    I can't help thinking that having a controlled explosion near it a month or so ago can't be a coincidence. 51 years without this being a problem, an explosion, 9 issues all occurring within 2 months. I know things can have a lifespan, but all of the parts having the same problem in such a short space of time after being fine all that time seems a bit too consistent to be natural wear and tear.
     
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  4. Steven Toast

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    Who wants to hear a nice story about a bridge?
     
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  5. RicardoHCAFC

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    Does it involve a troll living under it? NSFW tag it if it does FTS.
     
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  6. DMD

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    You'll get over it in time.
     
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    No doubt, I think it's more remarkable that I got over it earlier in the week though, especially as if it had gone tits up I can't swim that well.
     
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  8. DMD

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    Sometimes, with current affairs, it's as well just to go with the flow.
     
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  9. RicardoHCAFC

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    That's one way to go, the other is to really try to make a splash.
     
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  10. Tuckin

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    They should have built two or three road bridges. (Hence "go Forth and multiply").
     
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    <cheers>

    I think the only way to beat that reply would be to do it in verse, but I couldn't get it to span.
     
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  12. The Omega Man

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    Will the new one be called the Thift Bridge?
     
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  13. RicardoHCAFC

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    Good news, as the Forth Road Bridge is falling down the committee in charge of the new one have announced it will be built using silver and gold. I've just been recruited to watch it all night whilst smoking the pipe they're going to provide me. Alternative designs were rejected as they relied on using wood and clay (which would wash away), bricks and mortar (which would not stay), and iron and steel (which would bend and bow).
     
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  14. tigerscanada

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    They'll rename it Yarborough & sort out a deal for a new contract.
     
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  15. Steven Toast

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    There's genuinely a thread about bridges. On a Friday night. I thought it was a joke.

    I spend one night marking books and come back to this. You lot can't be trusted. No larkin out fer any ya.
     
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  16. Barchullona

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    They were already building a new £1.4 billion one as it is nearing the end of its anticipated lifespan. Amazing how some places can get these amounts lavished on them whilst round here has difficulty getting a minor road improvement and pedestrian bridge. Meanwhile the much older railway bridge carries on, a testament to the excellence of Victorian engineering in comparison to later stuff.
    Daft sod of a Sky presenter was puzzled when they showed it as he always thought it was red..He did know that as soon as it was painted they had to start again, though that is in fact an urban myth.
     
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    The Fremont Troll on Troll Avenue in Seattle!

     
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    Can we have an abridged version?
     
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