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Former players are like former girlfriends

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by holystone, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    I mean....why would you?

    You knew why you split in first place ( grass is greener/better prospects/outgrown each other/you couldn't afford her), and getting back rarely is like the first time.

    We had fans in the transfer window wanting Parker, Saha, Zog back and more recently thinking Carroll might return. Stop living in the past. The club has moved on and for the moment most things look rosy at Newcastle. Yes we need cover for a few key positions but hopefully Mr Carr will see to that in January.

    At full throttle and full strength, I think the present side could match most EPL sides.:smiley-finger007:
     
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    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    Yes but make up sex is fantastic ..even if you hate each other all over again two weeks later. And, very occasioanly you split with a girlfriend for daft reasons, and the reunion is well worth it.
     
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    You can come back Andy but you'll have to accept anal...
     
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  4. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    Been there, done that ! I think with women its a "having the last laugh" thing...
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  6. holystone

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    Find that hard to swallow
     
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    I feel you are confused by the practice of 'anal'...
     
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    Have you read most of his threads? Figures he'd mix them up.
     
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  9. holystone

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    Far from it..........you started the gay boy joke...:grin:
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Are we getting mixed up with analogy?
     
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  11. simonbh7

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    or anatomy?
     
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    Think he already does, how do you envisage his night out with Kenny at the Boyzone concert ended?
     
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  13. holystone

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    With lube!
     
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