Forgive my temporary absence, lads!

I'm currently on business, outside the UK, and have access only intermittently to the internet.

I'll be back in a week or so.

In the meantime, I note that we capitulated massively to Everton, in a game that we should have won. Gutted does not even begin to describe my feelings on that score.

I can't even laugh at the Mousers!

Still, it is sunny and warm (during the day, at least) where I am, and I have the benefit of some fabulous hospitality.

I'll check in when I can.

 

What are their names?

 

Wait till you have to eat the goats bollock as guest of honour!

After messing about with your comment I came up with this...

 

Mum and Dad most likely..

 

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You should be well used to this, this is par Spurs. Why you expect more with 0 justification is beyond me. An overachieving mid table team at best yet.. 4th is a money thing, in terms of league it is nothing yet it is the best ye can hope for

You still manage to cry mousers though your tears Made your day worse Liverpool winning did it?

 

Somebody's desperate for attention today...

 

I think that's at least as accurate as the hospitality provided by Mum and Dad





Funny to see HIAG being wummed by his own fans

 

Having to read inane comments from twats like you certainly hasn't made mine any better!..

 

Bringbackfootie needs to learn that wumming only works when you are in a position of strength

And since Loserpool haven't been in that position for years he's only getting laughed at.

 

No doubt I'll see you at the cock clinic soon enough.

 

Today, I have seen things that have made my mind boggle!

And I'm not talking about Mousers understanding the meaning of humility, or Gooners telling me they are ready for life without CL footy.

Anyway...


I see that some of you are having a bit of a laugh at my expense. That's good. Laughter is so beneficial in our lives. Ask my mum and dad. No, wait... I'll ask them for you, as they are here with me. Yes, mum and dad say things are sweet.

Sorry to ramble, lads. I've been primed with some local tonic, and it's pretty strong stuff. Not sure how it's made or what's in it, but I was gone after a couple of glasses. They serve it from skins. I've had four of them, so far...

 

HIAG from somewhere in the Amazon jungle! exchanging Mousers for Mozzies and Gooners for beads.

 

The exchange rate is 10 Mousers per bead, but they have to be non-deluded Mousers, so I'm fairly broke.

 

Ayahuasca?

 

Bless you.

 

So you're enjoying four skins, whatever turns you on HIAG.

 

I hope your local burglar isn't reading this thread HIAG

 

I was going to say... If you've been busy putting four skins to your lips Hiag, I can't think of a worse place to let that slip!