Much lauded German sports weekly "Wunter under Meijer" has broken many exclusives in it's much storied history but surely not even the editors could have expected to discover the shocking truth. Mighty RED please log in to view this image Is actually Michael OWEN in disguise. Owen has been so ashamed and embarrassed of his actions in selling his soul to the devils that he can no longer show his face around L4. Wunder under Meijer can now exclusively reveal that unlike Rafa Ian Ayre is a forgiving sort and had a neat disguise whipped up for the perennial crock. http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/mighty-red-s-special-assembly In other stories It seems Alex ferguson is watching Might Red developments with an eye to stealing yet another LFC concept so he can find something for Darren Fletcher to do... our sources indicate he is looking for ways to get the lower half of the costume off quickly in case of accidents however. WUNTER, stories the way you want them....
Wunter has checked and can exclusively reveal that Owen was turned down for a role dressing up as the elusive tiny particle.... apparently he's "going downhill" which is something is only suited to impersonating a graviton not the mysterious particle that creates mass in subatomic physics. The collider staff thanks owen for his interest but sent him on his way.
