For the first time ever...

I'm wearing socks and joggers in bed because it is so damn cold

 

You're dead to me.

 

have you two bellybuttons ? if not its not ****ing cold

 

Nah, just the one, of what I know of.

I've always been dead to you tina

 

I always wear socks in bed, even when shagging

 

You ****ing hill billy I always take socks off to have sex whenever the time of day. I take them off even to fap myself off...

 

You're dead to me too.

 

The only reason for me to take my socks off during shagging is when I'm toe ****ing the bitch

 

i wear socks instead of french letters

 

i wear just a smile in bed.

im hard as **** me.

 

'

 

Hard as a big plate of wobbly blancmange ya big sheep worrier.

 

You'd never have got into my bed anyway darling so no need for you to worry x

 

Hope you trim your nails.

 

Your reverse psychology won't work on me, sweetcheeks.

 

If you really want in my bed then I'll let you in, I don't want you to start begging or anything

 

Make me beg, you bitch.

 

I don't do desperate burds

 

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"i say old boy, i must dash to Mr Fotheringay's ye olde corner shoppe, I'm clean out of french letters... "
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Everydays a schoolday

 

Me too. Socks come off for the shower and nothing else and that is a position I will not be budging from.