''Arry and Toneee were lovers T'was as clear as the blue blue sky 'Arry was a wheeler dealer with a wicked wandering eye Tonee was a two time loser but he was 'Arry's guy. He was his man, but 'Arry done him wrong. In the saloon door came Crouchie, With hus matey pops Wilson in tow Tonee swooned, he couldn't believe his eyes. Crouchie was a giod looking fellah he just loved his size. He was 'Arry's man and he was doing him wrong. It works - sort of to the tune of Frankie & Johnny. Will try to link it to Tone's flea pit pad later.
Nice one Nick, I knew it, Pulis is potty. And that's one heck of a shed it has double glazing and a pool.