Fox collects over 100 shoes: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53612856 It must be a very clever animal as it's even arranged them in pairs. Tells us your animal crime stories.
My mates cat once stole a big of weed from home whilst he was home alone when parents away on holiday ... after parents returned from holiday, cat was sitting dead centre of room with said bag of weed at his paws ...
We used to have a wee dog called Dixie when I was wee. (After Dixie deans). Not really a crime but the wee fûcker used to jump up in the air and catch birds
Got up to let the dog out for her morning constitutional and found foxes had raided the food waste bin. What they didn't eat they shat on instead. Dirty thieving fuchers, I've cancelled my membership to the Hunt Saboteurs.
