For 1 million pounds

Would you let a big black guy with a 12 inch cock bang you up the arse for 30 minutes non stop?

 

Only if he promised to give a reacharound

 

As long as it wasnt filmed or photographed in any way, ****ing right I would

I just don't know if I could afford to pay him $1 Million

 

You could never watch yourself **** again, it'd bring back too many bad memories.

 

How the **** do you watch yourself ****?? I've heard of eyes in the back of your head, but where must yours be??

 

You never have a quick glance when your having a ****?

 

outside, shadow **** its like you're rapidly growing a tail, one that falls off

 

a mind me n mates done ****es oot a tree once for no reason when we wer wee guys. sat n watched each other doin it. whats that all about?

 

using this to somehow call you gay is just too easy nev

its probably just because all kids are minging wee bastards mud pies anyone?

 

its good how we used to do all this stupid stuff sober

 

on holiday when me and my mates were 15/16. 2 of us stayed in one building and the other 2 stayed in the next one. our rooms were facing each other so we used to roll toilet paper round our hands, **** on it and throw our **** into their apartment. the outer wall was ****ing disguting

 

i remember being about 12 and mooning traffic with my mates on a friday night for about 3 wks running

we'd done it so much the cops were waiting for us one night and tried to lift us but we all shot off. fat bastards

 

Lads holiday a good few years ago we were flying home in the evening so we all chipped in to book a room for the day to keep our bags in & stuff.

Someone had done a **** in the toilet & it wouldn't flush..........so the next lad decided to do his **** on top & so it went n till there was about 10 blokes ****s in the toilet

Someone took it too far & sprayed lynx on it & then set it on fire......whole floor smelt of burnt ****!!!

 

That's how imagine Uncle Tommy to smell

 

That put me off Lynx Africa for years

 

was on a course a few years ago with some big welsh **** who was a prick and as we were waiting to leave two of us half unpacked his bergen (rucksack?) shat in it and then repacked it. prick

also shat in the cistern once or twice when pissed at parties its reaks and its pretty hard to find.

 

Ma 2 mates shat on top of a taxi and wiped there arse with their boxers and left thier boxers hangin off the wing mirors the same **** shat in a icecream tub and froze it. It was still in the freezer the time he got busted for coke and the polis took it as evidence in a wee bag cos they didny kno what it was no joke!