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Footballer feels sorry for himself

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Stan, Sep 22, 2015.

  1. Stan

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    Poor old Jack Wilshere is having a really tough time picking up £££ for doing **** all (again). He's taken to Instagram to share his pain with the world, a story picked up by BBC Salford. I thought the first response was quite funny!

    • jackwilshere When nothing seems to be going your way , it's important to have people around you that love you.....but more importantly, the one you love❤️

    • saadan_a A millionaire at the age of 18 and nothing's going your way?
     
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    Does he ever say anything that doesn't make him sound like a complete twat?
     
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  3. chelsea - over 100 years of history

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    A stupid and frighteningly self unaware gooner cock.

    How many other people in this country get paid millions to not do the job they are paid for?
     
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    Grrr he has money, how dare he have feelings, grrrr <laugh>
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

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    He's just having a moan, its not only elderly men who partake in this hobby.
     
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  6. Wiltshire typifies everything I have found wrong in Gooners. It's that unblinking arrogance and self-conceit, that is so overbearing!

    I'm saying that as a neutral.
     
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  7. Trick_WHUFC

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    Wait a minute spuds fans don't like him?

    Well that's odd?

    When he gets pissed and has a go at spurs at the end of each season means he's alright in my book.
     
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    He was brought up as a West Ham fan, which explains his obsession with Spurs, complete lack of class and drunken idiocy.
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    The Royal family? Do they even have a job.
     
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  10. UnitedinRed

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    Yes. Being attractions.

    Plus isn't one in the army, or two and doesn't one represent GB in some horrible horse based sport?

    And doesn't one have a career in offending people?
     
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  11. One of them is a professional xenophobe.
     
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  12. chelsea - over 100 years of history

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    One of the best in the world some would say ;)
     
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    I think Phil the Greek is highly entertaining - open mouth, insert foot!...
     
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    He does say some very amusing things.

    I'll post some in a moment.
     
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    Speaking about daughter, Princess Anne, in 1970: “If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, then she isn’t interested.”

    To a group of children with hearing impairments, standing next to a Caribbean steel band in 1999: “If you’re near that music, it’s no wonder you’re deaf!”

    To a woman in Kenya, 1984: “You are a woman, aren’t you?”

    To a female sea cadet, 2009: “Do you work in a strip club?”

    To a 13-year-old whilst visiting a space shuttle: “Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut.”

    To a female solicitor, 1987: “I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.”

    And my all time fav..................
     
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    please log in to view this image

    I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress
     
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    <laugh>

    And people say they bring nothing to the country!
     
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  18. Stan

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    Yeh but wid ye (the one in red!)?
     
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    To a driving instructor in Oban; "how do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"

    To a student who'd been trekking in Papua New Guinea; "You managed to not get eaten then?"
     
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  20. Prince Philip would be diagnosed with tourettes, if he wasn't a reptilian alien.
     
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