Anyone got any football jokes? Here's one I heard recently: King Edward was in a state of shock. His daughter had just told him that she was in love with John Motson and wanted to marry him. King Edward told his daughter that that would never be possible. "Why?" wailed the princess. King edward replied...... "Because he's a common tata"
David Beckham is celebrating; “43 days, 43 days!” he shouts happily. Posh asks him why he’s celebrating. He answers “Well Honey, I’ve done this jigsaw in only 43 days.” “And that’s good?” asks Posh. “You bet Hon” says David.”It says 3 to 6 years on the box.
