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Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by trundles left foot, Aug 15, 2015.

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  1. trundles left foot

    trundles left foot Well-Known Member

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    I was listening to TalkSport on Friday and they were doing a thing on comments made at football matches that are either annoying or factually wrong, the 2 I can remember were-:

    That shot hit the back of the net (for a goal), but it doesn't it hits the front of the net, if it had hit the back it wouldn't have been a goal.

    The second was 2-0 is the worst lead to have, well it isn't is it 1-0 is actually worse.

    So come on guys what comments and sayings wind you up or are complete nonsense.
     
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  2. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    Be there now in a minute ;)
     
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  3. thaitaffy

    thaitaffy Active Member

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    What winds me up ? Any Predictions Mark Lawr.... predicts about the swans. lol
     
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  4. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Complete nonsense:

    "Montero hit the woodwork". How long is it since anyone had wooden goalposts? <laugh>
     
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    PGFWhite, Aug 16, 2015
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  5. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    Its a game of 2 halves

    Obviously

    a couple of inches to the left or right and it's in

    What never ?
     
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  6. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    What about Mike Parry, that that prize thicko from Talk ****e: "You can't turn a sow's ear into a rose or a flower." That guy kills me.
     
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  7. Stereo

    Stereo Well-Known Member

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    Mike Parry is the only person worth listening to on radio - he's just hilarious. The Two Mikes podcast is on automatic download on my device.
     
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  8. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    Parry is so dumb. If you're looking for a journalist with a dreadful command of language go no further than Mike Parry. He's a buffoon. I don't respect him or his opinions but maybe that's just me.
     
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  9. Stumpy

    Stumpy Well-Known Member

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    "At the end of the day",
    "Its a game of two halves",
    "It only takes a second to score a goal",
    "Money doesn't guarantee success"
    "No quarter asked and none given"
     
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  10. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    I feel sorry for Rio. Losing your Mrs to cancer is a big deal. Don't rate him as a pundit though.
     
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    swantastic Well-Known Member

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    They think its all over, it is now ! sick of hearing that every time they play in world cup for almost 50 years now !
     
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  12. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    The Keeper is nowhere to be seen.........No he has ****ed off for a pint....
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Calmness personified
     
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  14. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Surprised nobody has qouted Brenda so far :)
     
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  15. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    Why has he come out with things ? ;)
     
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  16. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    One of my favourites is when they say

    "the fans here like to see good football "

    As if any fans don't
     
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  17. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    If people would see the seagulls flying around...
     
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  18. Nosugarman1

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    The only time the FA cup has left England (Not mentioning that Arsenal's Welsh goalkeeper threw the ball in the net).
     
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  19. Stumpy

    Stumpy Well-Known Member

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    Swansealona
    The Swansea Way
    Soz guys, don't like memes
     
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  20. Stumpy

    Stumpy Well-Known Member

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    He's talk radios' Special One' knackered. When he speaks, we listen but rarely do we understand. <ok>
     
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