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Fond Farewell Dev

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    If you really are going that is!!

    We have always got along fine and had what almost could be said posessed a pathetic mutual respect for each other.

    We never even did go for that curry.

    You'll be back copper.
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    There's so much that I want to say to you, but I know how stubborn you are and when you make up your mind about something, no amount of plea-bargaining will make you change your mind.

    What can I say? Well, first of all... sorry. Sorry for the 'banter', the beeling banter which seems to have haunted you and caused you so much grief. We knew you had a short fuse and that certain things set you off on one. We knew that neg-repping you bothered you severely and we didn't stop and think what it was doing to you and for that, please accept my sincerest apologies.

    My earliest memory of Dev on here was as his later ego, "Lucy Jones". Yes that's right folks, before "BigCockedCelt" changed his name to "Tina", Dev did pretend to be a woman called Lucy. I can remember her flirting outrageously with me and Girvan via MSN and I had arranged to meet her one night in the Cowcaddens Underpass, luckily a gang of Somalians bum raped me while I was waiting and I was spared the embarrassment of being duped by Lucy.

    I am writing this eulogy with a heavy heart and a tear in my eye in the vain hope that Dev will change his mind and renege on his promise to the McCann's to find Maddie, but I know dev will not rest until he finds her or until the Leggoland blog is brought down.

    I guess this is it, the end of the road. :emoticon-0118-yawn:

    Dev, thanks for the memories and you were alright, for a Tim.

    Yours faithfully

    Barrie
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Just got a PM from the Prosecution in the Oscar Pistorius case, they've drafted in Dev to help them with the investigations.
     
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  4. Patience

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    :emoticon-0118-yawn:.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    For the sake of the Forum...if you can band together and convince Dev to stay...I will leave in his place

    If not then you ****s obviously deserve me
     
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  6. Medro

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    Dev leaving?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What happened with Dev?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He got fed up with Nev and Medders and Queef on the Rangers board.
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's all my fault apparently ...
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    It's a failed WUM attempt.

    He's going to Portugal.
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    You failed to stop him arguing like a teenage lassie on the Rangers forum <grr>
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Will Puds power/donut crazed rampage ever end?
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I have blood on my hands...
     
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    And jam, and custard, and icing, and sugar
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    and yer wife's scent <ok>
     
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  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    <laugh>

    Eau de mingé
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pud is next. :bandit:
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Did he top himself?

    Where's my Coat?
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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