They might be **** at football, but they've had some decent bands. (anyone posting Susan Boyle will be blocked from this thread, or possibly even banned for life)...
The Beatles first single Love Me Do (and the B-side PS I Love You) has Glaswegian Andy White on drums, he even appeared on the cover on the US release. It was originally recorded with Pete Best, then he was sacked and it was recorded again with Ringo Starr, but George Martin thought neither was good enough, so got Andy White to come in and do it (he was paid £5 for the session, but got an extra 50p for bringing his own drum kit, he got no royalties).