The flying up here has been ****ing nuts. Some folk still here who were meant to get choppered off on Thursday. I was meant to be off today but it was cancelled, they've managed to get some winter choppers from Norway for tomorrow. Thank **** for that. The weather meant to get worse up here soon though. Hope you make it back Mick. **** getting stuck in Southampton though, proper ****-hole. Same with Portsmouth.
That's a running joke on here EDGE It's alright we're trained for Helicopter crashes. Apparently making us do this is preparation for getting blasted into the North Sea at 200MPH. Most useless training in the world. [video=youtube;JlH8FSgJ0nQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlH8FSgJ0nQ[/video]
Cheers Bollo. Have a good one yourself you prolapsed arsehole. See you all ****s on the 10th of January.
Nev: Helicopter expert We fly in Sirkosky S-92's the top speed is around about 190-200MPH and that's not taking into account any tail winds
You told me you were leaving Venom. That's why I had sex with you last night as I thought you were going. I was such a fool
Check Nev thinking it's still 1995. You got a green parka on and Manchester monkey haircut? I forgot you're also an expert in North Sea Helicopter operations. Before the S92's it was Super Pumas and before that it was 225's. They've not used Sea Kings in ****ing donkeys. Not with Bristow, Bond or Scotia. The only time I was on a Sea King was in Africa and it was an old one from the British sector. But to be fair Nev they've stopped flying the S92's at top speed because that's why it crashed. The bolts on the gearbox sheared off due to excessive vibration at top speed and it went into the sea like a ****ing stone. Bollo, I'm waiting on my chopper now, I fooled you into that steamy love session. Thought we'd be the early flight but we were flight 20 out of 21 today. **** it though, it's on deck in 10 minutes then it's another 25 days on holiday for me.
i was bammin u up venom. do u actually think I know about helicopters? altho I do have a favourite please log in to view this image
