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Flukes of 2015-16

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  1. Treble

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    I think it's safe to say there have been some flash in the pans of the past season that are showing themselves for the spoofers they are.

    The obvious ones -
    Kante, a small fish in a pool of piss, he'll never see European football.
    Vardy, proper spoofer back to the lower leagues soon enough. Bottled the big move for a reason.
    Payet, ppl up in arms why he never played for France before the summer - well this season shows why. He'll never play for France again.
    Conte (with Italy in the Euros) he'll be 'sleeping with the fishes' soon enough.
    Harry Kane, to think he was linked with United when we already have the more potent and consistent Rashford <doh>

    Anyone else? Let's avoid naming whole teams. Leicester City and West Ham would be a cheap shot fellas and I don't want any wholesale bullying tbh.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    does hazard count cos he was **** last season too?
     
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  3. Treble

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    He counts 2 seasons running. Amazing achievement tbf. Gold medal for that lad.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Kane & Vardy have done it in the last two seasons. To then suggest Rashford is better after a dozen appearances is somewhat hypocritical <laugh>
     
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  5. Treble

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    Why not, you seem to be doing it with the whole Liverpool team <laugh> Now THAT is hypocritical <ok>
     
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  6. Zanjinho

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    Where have I done it?
     
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    If not you, then your whole board. Why not go give your sermons there <ok>

    Every now and again, you take yourself far too seriously fella. Is this one of those moments? Or will you claim you're bored in a couple of posts having had the piss ripped out of you again? :biggrin:
     
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    Again <laugh>

    I see you've become all too familiar with how I rip you to bits on things so you're getting your defence in early eh?

    For the record, I know you was attempting to wum the Leicester and Spurs fans. Didn't take much to swing it around did it ;)
     
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    If you say so lol, but I guess there's all sorts of fantasy going around in your head <laugh>

    How dare you, why would I be wumming anyone. I'm always sincere - let's be honest, we won't need to wait the whole season to find the spoofers at your club :)
     
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    Morgan and Huth being a PL winning CB pairing is a mystery at the level of the Bermuda Triangle
     
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    They're blaming that on Kante's absence. But Kante looks **** himself atm. Maybe the sums of the parts were greater than the individuals.
     
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    Assume that "we" is you and Diego? Everyone else probably already knows ;)
     
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    Not buying into this thread after I read that ridiculous statement about Harry Kane.

    Agree with the rest though, great observations.

    But I'm out, unless you edit the Harry Kane bit.
     
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    I'll edit it when he comes out of hiding from the Euros <whistle>

    If it's any consolation we can pretend it was Hodgson that ruined him.
     
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    Totally.
    20+ PL goals per season two season wonder who conned us all into believing
    he can never be injured.
     
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    rooney must count too then @Treble hes been **** for 4/5years now

    he like the michael phelps of flukes
     
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  17. Treble

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    Clearly you haven't understood the title of the thread. Last season is last season. As for, injured? More like in hiding after the Euros.
     
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  18. Treble

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    If I had posted this thread in 2014 you'd be right. But he was pants 2015-16 so no fluke there to highlight.
     
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    BTW Courtois is another one, belongs in the Hazard bracket of flukes.
     
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  20. The RDBD

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    Last season was a fluke.
    He's never done that before. Except for the season before.


    "More like in hiding after the Euros."

    More like recharging after playing the summer with the formation-weakening
    win-sapping leech that is Rooney.
     
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