It seems to be one of the great mysteries of life. Why some turds float while others sink. Of course it's just a matter of mass and water displacement, but what of diet? And does religion have a place in the whole scheme of things? Do sinners drop sinkers?
The whole area's shrouded in mystery. Why does it sometimes come out like a pound of wet concrete whereas other times it comes out as tiny rabbit pellets?
My **** always sinks, has a nice healthy colour and consistancy and it don't stink neither. <BUCKFASTGIVESYOUBLACKshitES>
dunno but the longer its inside the smellier it is. dont eat too much red meat, you'll end up like elvis.
You can do a detailed analysis of someone's personality by examining their ****e. But why would you want to? Who'd choose to specialise in such a science?
You're advised not to eat any red meat at all. I mostly eat chicken and fish, but can't resist a sirloin once a week. Plus not eating when I'm hungover keeps me healthy
i dont even eat that much. maybe an occasional roast beef or lamb maybe once a month and a bacon sarnie about the same. the thought of that **** sitting inside my intestines for months isnt appealing.
After i drop of my lad at school i pass by a shop.Every day without fail these two fat greasy looking ****s stroll out the shop with a bag full of ****y junk food.I bet these are the same ****s who will say they cant lose weight and cost us a ****ing fortune when they need medical help.****S
In German toilets, they often have a crap catching shelf, so you can examine your creation and assess your general wellbeing, before you flush it away.
I know but i could not help it as today they came out the shop grinning like **** almost as if they are over the moon to be killing themselves slowly.I was waiting on the high fives to start.
The fact that we ****, I think is proof that God probably doesn't exist. It's a pretty poor piece of thinking.
****s lay floaters because semen floats. Poo makes its way out of the anal canal, the jizz layer collected around the interior of the sphincter adds a ring of spooge - rather like a life belt - as the log passes through it and voila: a life on the ocean waves. Scientifically true. Go google it.
