I was at Silverburn a few weeks back. As per, the ****** family are there getting there manky feet done. The fat ******ed mother of the group is sitting there, when the woman in charge says "time up", the mother then -as opposed to sitting and lifting your feet out of the water - she jumps into the fish tanks to get out, killing about 10 of the wee fish in one fell swoop. I think it was Tina
It's not really acceptable to get your cock out in the middle of a shopping centre in Glasgow. Although Trev probably done that too.
I'm not the sick person thinking of putting dairylea on my cock. That would entice a kid or cat to lick my cock.