first words.

That spring to mind, with association with clubs,

No particular order.

Arsenal
A.Villa
Chelsea
Everton
Fulham
Liverpool
Mags twats
Man U
Man c
Norwich
Qpr
Reading
Southampton
Spurs
Stoke
Sunderland
Swansea
W brom
W ham
Wigan

 

blah de blah

 

Arsenal - Henry
A.Villa - Mcgrath
Chelsea - Abramovich
Everton - Reid
Fulham - Al Fayed
Liverpool - Grobbellar Jelly Legs
Mags Keegan/Hall
Man U - SAF
Man c - Rich as ****
Norwich - Coca Cola Cup Final
Qpr - Rodney Marsh
Reading - Steve Coppel. Festival
Southampton - Le Tissier/Red and White
Spurs - Hoddle/Gazza
Stoke - Stripes/Rugby
Sunderland - Marco Gabbiandini - SKP - Gates - Quinn - Roker - 1973
Swansea - Welsh
W brom - Nothing
W ham - Bubbles
Wigan - Small/Rugby town/Escape Artists

 

Arsenal - French Twat
A.Villa - Overrated
Chelsea - Roman
Everton - Nemesis
Fulham - Cute
Liverpool - Narcissists
Mags twats - Nothing
Man U - Slide coming
Man c- Goliath
Norwich- Who?
Qpr - Temporary
Reading - Not much
Southampton - Rising
Spurs - "Arry has a twitch"
Stoke - Thugs
Sunderland - Challenged
Swansea- Useless Possession
W brom- Overachievers
W ham - Irritating
Wigan - Surprising

 

first words.
That spring to mind, with association with clubs,

No particular order.

Arsenal - one-nil
A.Villa - Bent Bastard
Chelsea - Money
Everton - Toffee
Fulham - Broadway
Liverpool - Boys From The Black Stuff
Mags twats - cocksuckingbastards
Man U - Red Devils
Man c - Money
Norwich - Farming
Qpr - Steptoe and Son
Reading - and writing
Southampton - Long journey
Spurs - Hooliganism
Stoke - Pottery
Sunderland - Love, despair, disappointment, hope!
Swansea - Pasing which goes nowhere
W brom - Non-entity
W ham - Gangsters
Wigan - Pier

 

Was quite fun actually, went with the very first thing!

 

Arsenal cultured
A.Villa dead
Chelsea cash
Everton moyes
Fulham river
Liverpool ****ed
Mags doing well
Man U big
Man c lots of cash
Norwich quaint
Qpr lost
Reading coppel
Southampton red and white
Spurs arry
Stoke loft
Sunderland frustrating
Swansea welsh
W brom small
W ham cockney
Wigan tiny

 

arsenal cheats
Villa equals
Chelsea Plastic Man U
Everton equals
Fulham Vic Halom, Vic Halom, Vic Halom, lalalalalala
Liverpool Last years model/ no more heroes/ welcome to my nightmare
Toon Lucky
Manure Twisty
Citeh Envy
Norwich 1985
QPR Second love
Reading insignificant
Saints Git McMenemy
Spurs Beatable
Stoke Nasty
SAFC hope
Swansea overrated
WBA Astle
WHU Overrated
Wigan Rugby

 

Who said spurs are in elephant and castle? They're north london, Tottenham hale/harringay.


Football teams dont dare go into deepest, darkest E&C way down south.

 

Arsenal gooners
A.Villa pop
Chelsea russian mafia
Everton liverpool
Fulham harrods
Liverpool beatles
Mags twats scum
Man U georgie best
Man c arabs
Norwich deliah
Qpr venables
Reading coppell
Southampton le tiss
Spurs ossie
Stoke delap
Sunderland passion
Swansea swans
W brom skinner
W ham bubbles
Wigan rugby

 

couldn't have put it better myself marra