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Fined 100 Pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. StrovolosTiger

    StrovolosTiger Well-Known Member

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    The Samoan Rugby Team Manager has been fined 100 pigs for misbehaving whilst on tour in New Zealand.

    Matthew Vaea

    Wonder what other MORE APPROPRIATE punishments could be thought up??


    Nigel Pearson could be fined 30 pieces of silver.

    Phil Brown could be fined 10 pink pullovers.
     
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    StrovolosTiger, Nov 22, 2011
  2. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    Pulis fined 10,000 ill-fitting baseball caps
     
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    andy payton's mullet, Nov 22, 2011
  3. St-Louis Tiger

    St-Louis Tiger Active Member

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    That'd be like fining Roman Abramovich 50p wouldn't it?
     
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    St-Louis Tiger, Nov 22, 2011
  4. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    However, he said rather than physically hand over pigs to the village, Vaea had paid a fine of 2,000 Samoan tala (£530), equivalent to their value, and made a formal apology to village elders.

    £5.30 per pig seems very cheap, how come bacon sandwiches are so expensive? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    originallambrettaman, Nov 22, 2011
  5. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    There wouldn't be enough pigs in all Samoa if Mike Tindall had been a Samoan to fine him with.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Nov 22, 2011
  6. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    He should have been fined two royal weddings.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Nov 22, 2011

  7. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Is this the start of a new Christmas song two royal weddings and a partridge in a pear tree?
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Nov 22, 2011
  8. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    What would you fine Nigel Pearson? Make him do 100 press conferences with Burnsy interviewing?
     
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    Amin Arrears, Nov 22, 2011
  9. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Who would give in first?
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Nov 22, 2011
  10. StrovolosTiger

    StrovolosTiger Well-Known Member

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    See above!
     
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    StrovolosTiger, Nov 22, 2011
  11. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Strov, I tried but I can't find them anywhere.
     
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    PLT, Nov 22, 2011
  12. Nick HCAFC

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    Tangoman would obviously lose his years subscription to the Bronze Tanning and Well-Being Centre as a fine, Pearson would be forced to do seven straight days of interviews with Burns with Swanny taking over if Burns got tired
     
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    Nick HCAFC, Nov 22, 2011
  13. RicardoHCAFC

    RicardoHCAFC Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    He'd only have passed the bill onto us.
     
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    RicardoHCAFC, Nov 22, 2011

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