The FSA are reporting this morning that some Findus ready-meals have been found to contain up to 100% Horsemeat! That will explain why I'm such a big fan of their spaghetti bologneighs.
Findus are bringing out a new line, the "Findus Godfather Lasagne " - you just never know when a horse's heed will turn up in your bed of lasagne sheets.
From the sublime to the ridiculous. Next thing you know all quorn products will found to be 100% feline meat. That would make a certain few on here very catty.
That would be ****in brilliant to find out the veggies were eating meat. Imagine the outrage. Funny as ****.
It would not surprise me actually. All our trust is being shattered on a daily basis in every field imaginable.
I widny be so sure. It seems the supermarkets really don't know the source and content of their own products.
FFS Edge!! Like Gambol, it would not surprise me in the slightest if the vegetarians are in for one huge shock. You can't trust anyone or anything these days. Imagine the look on Morrisey's coupon if if meat bangers were inside him and not just stotting off his nut? "Meat Is Murder" "Another cat burger Morrisey old chap?"
Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting today. The deal’s called Only Fuel and Horses.
Maybe, but I rarely eat ready-made meals and it's quite hard to hide meat in stuff. If you eat super-cheap frozen lasagna then you deserve all the horse you can eat
