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Films That Haven't Aged Well And Are Now In Fact ****e

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Jul 22, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'll probably get slaughtered for some of these but I was talking to a boy on the platform tonight about films we once thought were good but now realise are just ****e.

    • The Mask
    • EVERY Kevin Smith film
    • Point Break
    • Gladiator
    • The Lost Boys
    • most Tim Burton films
    • most of Roger Moore's Bond films
    • Saving Private Ryan
    • The Matrix
     
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  2. Robin hood
    ace Ventura
    uncle buck
    big
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    jaws
    honey I shrunk the kids
     
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  3. Robin hood
    ace Ventura
    uncle buck
    big
    it
    jaws
    honey I shrunk the kids
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Jaws only for the special effects though. It's not a ****e film just has a big plastic shark in it. Now Jurassic Park, there's a **** Spielberg film that is now ****e but I loved as a kid.

    Can't argue with any of the others though. I watched Uncle Buck recently and was gutted at how **** it was, I remember it being ace as a kid. The Great Outdoors is still a good film though.
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I always thought there shouldve been a porn remake called "Uncle Buck Naked "
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Aye but not with John Candy and Macaulay Culkin in it though surely?
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    michael jackson and mccauley caulkin <ok>
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Wasn't that called "Mac and Me"????
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " Porno Remakes " is a thread in itself......I suppose someone has to do it....
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    all old porn, with the taches and pubic hair all over the shop <ok>
     
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  11. BolloBollo

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    The Higlander should take the mantle of ****est aging film of all time <ok>
     
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  12. the turtles
     
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  13. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    i think you'll find its the teenage mutant ninja turtles nev <doh>
     
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    Heroes in a Hard Shell
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    turtle power!!!
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    that would be "half shell" numbnuts
     
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  17. Castleger

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. teenage *****s mutate minges
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    I'm absolutely disgusted. I can't believe you've bastardised The Turtles.

    That's got to be the most decrepit thing I've ever seen on this forum.

    Ever.

    :steam:
     
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