Why would anybody pay 15mil+ for a striker then play him ineffectively? To get the best out of Big Lass you need to play his game. That just happens to be ****e football (not saying it can't be affective). He'll end up either at back with you or Big Sam will snap him up cause you two play ****e football too.
The porn pricks are just playing clever arses. can't afford him and all that crap. Just like with the stadium, trying to get everything on the cheap. He'll be at WH next year. No doubt.
Prediction: If he keeps his form up he'll be back in the England squad. Just like Heskey, he's an awkward ****er to play against.