Following the near fatal incident involving RVP, FIFA have banned the use of footballs worldwide, taking advice from Slur Alex Furburger. They have now introduced "virtual footballs" with goal line technology borrowed from Wii showing a hologram of where the ball would be ,if there was one. The game was becoming much too dangerous, according to Septic Blatter, FIFAs' leading buffoon. Now the players can thrash out as much as they want and not hurt anyone, because they will be kicking and passing thin air !!!! For Chelsea, a bonus is that Petr Cech can now play without a head guard. Goals will be scored when the green light crosses the line. They are still trying to work out things like throw ins, and what to do with 17,000 ballboys worldwide.
Not yet !!!! Xmas morning here, been for a surf and getting ready for a blow out lunch !! Weird after 25 years in London, but beats being cold !!
Sat in front of a warm fire mate not cold with my family begging me to let them open up "just one dad". Holding out for now, but could be blackmailed by another glass of Montepulciano.
