Fifa apology rules

Have any of you had to use these?

I beat my brother 11-0 earlier, but he refuses to do the punishment?! Bloody dickhead.

Anyway was interested to see if any of you have any decent stories of it happening like this: (He is a lad)

 

I lost 7-0 to a mate last summer who is pro at fifa, so I had to call his mum and apologise for wasting her son's time.
That was probably my lowest ebb.

 

Seen facebook apologies and have had to kiss feet before. Your brother is a dickhead

 

Thats class, im a bit to good to be getting beat by more than 5 though I've been close a few times.

 

Never really had that big margin of loss/victory but everything seemed to fall for me and he did get 2 sent off for debatable yellow cards!

But still, he won't do anything!

 

I didn't know things like this existed.

 

Not a fifa apology, but a (vaguely) interesting fifa story. My first game on Fifa 11 I play my mate as Newcastle, he's Burnley. He takes the centre, I put a big challenge in with Barton in the centre circle, yellow card max and the twat of a ref sends him off. Realistic I spose, but not the greatest start to my Fifa 11 career

 

I get someone sent off at the end most games no matter what the score, just can't help myself

 

if you had been gerrard then things would have been different

 

I get ****** off at the unrealism/gliches at times and so randomly hack players to the floor.

 

I was 3-0 down once, down to nine men at HT. I was bricking it, it was my kick off in the second half and managed to hang onto possession until about the 65th minute and kept the score to 4-0. My mate was getting really pissed with me ball hogging, rarely got out of my own half.

 

The people I hate on fifa are the people online who quit instantly when you score a goal, or the people who score then pass it around the back for 80 minutes.. most frustrating thing ever

 

Just a tip if you come across as someone as dickish as yourself, change to all out attack using and put team pressing on usind the d-pad, usually makes it easier to get the ball back.

 

Back in my old flat in Middlesbrough, despite my four housemates being students (I'm a dropout) all we used to do was play Fifa. Day and night for hours on end. The monotony was only broken when someone played Call of Duty. We had a few very simple rules.

1) You are allowed 5 randoms, if you're 5th team is too ****, you can be Port Vale.
2) If you lose 5 - 0, you drink gold cap (1,000,000 Scovilles, quite high considering ordiary McIlhenney's Tabasco is only 2,140)
3) 10 - 0, nutsack in tabasco.
4) Alternative to rules 2 and 3 was to sit outside (we lived on a busy road in an upstairs flat above a shop) until the next game had finished.
5) Own goal - shot of gold cap.

I also knew a few lads who had a rule that if Gary Neville scored against you, you had to actually go to bed.

 

I've done this. I was Swindon Town and my mate was Italy. He was 4 - 0 up at HT so I kept the ball all 2nd half and the score stayed the same. He was ****ing fuming and threw the controller at me!

 

I beat my housemate 6-1 and he refused to apologise, claiming he has beaten me by 5 goals before and that he didnt make me apologise. Apparently unless you state before the game you are laying fifa apology rules, you dont have to apologise. (According to him)

He's a **** when it comes to admitting when he's **** at something.

 

That's bullshit! If you both know about the rules then you're automatically playing!

 

Lost 9-2 to HMT about a month ago :| totally collapsed haha

 

Same, any score I get that red. Especially in el clasicos