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FIFA announce corruption allegations!

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    Sepp Blatter today launched a campaign against the FIFA representative of the Arctic; Santa Claus, decrying that Mr. Claus was in violation of the ethics FIFA now hold dear.

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    Santa, the accused

    "It's the most blatant bribery campaign I've ever seen" Sepp declared. "We've amassed a wealth of evidence that shows he's been bribing everyone for years and now it stops."

    Mr Claus, a long time representative of the Arctic FA denies any wrong doings and will clear himself of all charges.

    "Sure, I give away a lot of gifts every year but I only give it to the nice people. I refute that these are bribes. They are presents. It's not like I get any presents! I'm a giver. I always have been."

    Blatter has suspended Claus and the FIFA ethics committee will investigate how this cabal of corruption overlooked the greatest scam in the history of sports management.

    "We will learn from these lessons" Blatter confirmed. "It's the only way we can survive."


    Inspiration from this story: Santa Screwed by Sepp
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Santa Claus is innocent, down with Blatter and all he stands for!
     
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    Tomorrow's follow-up headline will be

    BLATTER ON NAUGHTY LIST!

    After refuting recent allegations of corruption, Mr S Claus of the Artic FA has confirmed that he had indeed placed Sepp Blatter on the Naughty List.

    "Obviously I am saddened at being forced to take such action but under the ECC regulations (Elf Code of Conduct) Mr Blatter has left me with no alernative."

    The chubby mince pie eater continued "You see everyone knows that if you tell lies you have to go on the list, and unfortunately this is not the first time that Sepp has told a few whoppers"
     
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    :)
     
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    Well that's good to know about Santa <whistle>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Brilliant <laugh>
     
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