Off Topic Fifa 16

Is there a risk of blindness and disorientation when you play at Old Trafford, due to all of the flash photography from the tourists?

 

No, but the smell from the prawn sandwiches is vile

 

I've heard that it's so realistic that if you play as £ity, you get free dibs on all the Arsenal and 'Pool players.

 

Oh, prawn sandwiches are so, so passé. You should follow the Gooners lead and use Ciabatta.

 

Northerners are poor cant afford that fancy bread

 

City have just signed Ciabatta - for £60M.

They saw them coming.

Again.

 

Fabulous player, absolute bargain!

They could get upset if he gets a bit stale after a while, though.

 

Can't recall too many moving to City but we've a few come the other way

 

Hm. I think we may safely adduce that any £ity player going to 'Pool is probably no longer good enough to sit on £ity's bench.

On the other hand, £ity appears to be taking a very keen interest in Sterling, and it's probably not that far off £ity announcing him as one of theirs.

 

If City buy Sterling for £45m+, who is on the better side of the deal?

Milner would get into most PL sides, the rest are **** as **** LOL

 

Liverpool would be the winners, but only if you buy decent players.


££££ need English players, but they will have to spend big to get them

 

Buying better players would help but we've already got a better player than Sterling in Ibe

 

We'll see.

 

Ibe will be playing for Motherwell in 3 years

 

You suggesting he's only got aspirations of equally Janizui?