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  1. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Since I've become a Grandad I've had to adopt my son's dog.A big stupid,lovable mongrel..

    My question is, can you stop a dog from barking without kicking the **** out of him?

    I love the ole **** but this is driving the neighbours mad.

    HELP.
     
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  2. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    muzzle the **** for a few days , only when he starts the barking he'll soon cop on that if he doesnt want to be muzzled dont bark
     
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  3. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Can the **** bark with a muzzle ?
     
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  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Every time it barks stick your dick in it's mouth and your fingers in it's ears.

    The barking will stop within a day <ok>

    <marywhitehousemuir>
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Try putting a belt around your chin and fasten it over your head. Can you bark?!?!

    ****ing Irish. Sheamus is the only decent one among you <grr>
     
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  6. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Hasn't worked with the wife.
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    Don't you mean Barbara Woodhouse?
     
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  8. Paulie Gualtieri

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    No get a nylon one about a size too small (or yes but he wont with the shock of being muzzled with a proper size) trust me I do it with any new rotts I get (dont have the balls to kick a rottie's **** in for barking). Couple of days tops and he'll give up the barking
     
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    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    I was hoping you would reply, Gambol said you liked doggy. <ok>
     
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    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Nah, Mary was into heavy S&M sessions.

    Dirty bitch.
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    No he didn't, coz he wouldn't know ;)

    Personal experience?
     
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    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    WTF does that mean Hash?
     
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  13. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    It means kick the **** to within an inch of his life and then as he's recovering electrocute him <ok>
     
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    I'll PM you the video <ok>
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    :)
     
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    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Hash I'm serious
    This is driving me nuts. I don't want to have put the **** down. PM me, pretty please with a cherry on top.
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Stop trying to cut my grass! <grr>
     
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    Just stand in the same room & stare at him, do not say a word, just keep staring & gradually move closer very,very slowly whilst still staring, he will stop barking <ok>
     
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    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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    *fixed.
     
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