Fergie's having a dump

I just read on twitter that Fergie is apparently going to have a crap this afternoon. This dump is going to be a combination of last night's chicken vindaloo and this morning's coco pops. I've seen a lot of dumps come and go out of Fergie's poop shoot since I've supported United my whole sad act life from a healthy distance away from Manchester, but I can say this dump is going to be something special. I can tell that this dump will be a legend of all craps ever shat at Old Trafford.

Thoughts?
This.
P(i)ss off

 

A guaranteed success of a ****.

 

Looks like hes been banned again aswel.

 

I just produced a particularly sticky **** which appeared to cling to the side of the bog and had what looked like a nutty texture..

 

i blasted the pan earlier. last nights kebab doesn't look so appetising this morning.