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Favourite way to kill somebody and get rid of the body!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Mar 22, 2012.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    I recommend strangling them then wait till darkness and attach the body to 1,000 helium balloons!





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    Send them on holiday with the McCanns.
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Mar 22, 2012
  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The helium idea is hot air.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 22, 2012
  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I was going to say "holiday in Portugal"
     
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    Mind The Duck, Mar 22, 2012
  4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Sending them with the McCanns is a bad idea as you'd lose out on the vast fortune to be made through donations and lawsuits
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mar 22, 2012
  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    As a KwikFit fitter, I sometimes don't fix wheels on securely just for the craic. There's usually no need to dispose of the body as they tend to be consumed in a fiery ball when the car veers out of control down the motorway.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 22, 2012
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's good to have a hobby. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Mar 22, 2012
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    <laugh>.
     
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