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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by -jordan-, Jul 31, 2011.

  1. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    i became a bit concerned about tesco's sell-by date policy when i noticed a black cabbage in my trolley.

    luckily, katie price came over and took him away

    <laugh>
     
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  2. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Remember Stop, drop and roll is not only an effective fire safety technique, but also a memorable way out of a boring conversation.

    Have to say, I think sickipedia has went downhill since their app came out. Too many people repeating comedians jokes.
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the most shiny surface known to man.
    Jade Goody's head.
     
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  4. Trypsin-1

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    hash i see your avatar:
    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. KingHotspur

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    What do you do with a Jew with ADHD?

    Put him in a concentration camp.
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    yould be blind if you didnt <laugh>
     
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  7. KOBY

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    Daily Mail: Xbox addict, 20, killed by blood clot after 12-hour gaming sessions

    Islam News: Another virgin added to the suicide bomber reward jackpot.
     
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  8. Trypsin-1

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    ye but hes in a qpr shirt too, dont start thinking you're the only ones who get the snoop treatment
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    of course not ive seen him in , utd, celtic, ajax, ireland and barca shirts aswell as qpr and liverpool
     
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  10. Southcoast Swan

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    How do you crucify a spastic? On a swastika
     
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    ye ive seen him in utd, celtic and i think brum, didnt realise he did ajax and barca the cheat :'(
     
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    also ours was more special cos he had all the london teams to pick from and he chose us cos we're the ****ing best
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I like sickipedia for a bit of a laugh every so often. I won't repeat my favourite one.
     
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