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Fattest man in the world

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    58st and a £500,000 bill: But I deserve NHS support says world's fattest man

    Lying in his reinforced bed, 58-stone Keith Martin yesterday defended the estimated £50,000 a year he costs the taxpayer – by comparing himself to others who receive help, such as smokers or injured rock climbers.
    Believed to be the world’s fattest man, the bed-bound 42-year-old cannot even roll over on his own.
    He is visited by seven carers a day, who wash and change him in two shifts, plus two nurses every other day who tend to his bed sores.
    Despite the huge drain on public funds, Mr Martin, who has been unable to work for more than a decade, said: ‘It’s either that or I would end up dead. Until people have lived like it, they can’t judge.


    So I have to wait until I am 58 stone before I judge?

    Y.O.U. F.A.T. C.U.N.T.!!!!!!!!! Sorry, couldn't wait that long.
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Let him die ...

    **** em!

    What happens ... do you not get to say, 28 stone n think - ****, I'd better slim down a bit!

    What keep eating to 58st!
     
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  3. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    He'd be a cracking sumo wrestler.
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    give him a £50 a week food limit and see how long he's 58st.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And my missus complains cos I'm 13 stone <doh>
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah, but you are only 4'2".
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Fat ****!
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    Cheeky blighters, I'm 13 stone of solid fat <laugh>
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He can **** off. We're meant to feel sorry for someone who couldn't refuse yet another pie? Kiss my arse.

    There is another very real issue that has been raised in the course of this story. If he is comparing himself and his 50k bill to them, how much are we paying injured ****ing rock climbers? They ****ing chose to go up there the daft ****s.

    Smokers are alright though. I used to smoke so I have sympathy with them.
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <whistle>

    fatty batty.
     
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