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Fatima Whitbread tipped to win Celebrity.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by rebel not taken, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. rebel not taken

    rebel not taken Active Member

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  2. Tina_old

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    Who gives a ****?

    Not I.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes, that appears to be the case.
     
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  4. User Deleted

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    you're just jealous she's better lookin than you.
     
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  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Isn't a Fatima when a muslim cleric declares a war against someone or something?
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Perish the thought of Fatimas spam javelin on show.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Get out!
     
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  8. The Dandy Highwayman

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    I like Fatima, top bloke.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Like when someone does something hideous like drawing a disgusting cartoon about a certain prophet, and he is sentenced to the very reasonable punishment of death?
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised Mick's still alive. It's his site. There are loads of pictures of Mohammed on it. And it's easy to find out where he lives.

    I give him till the end of the year.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, these muslim chappies seem to be getting a bit lazy with their fatwas and jihads these days.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    They'd have to catch him first. He's always jetting about. I suppose they could hijack his plane.

    I know. What would Mohammed think?
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    Allegedly Freddie Star was offered a bit of reverse oral by Ms Whitbread but he declined. A close source to the comedian said "He was prepared to eat wiggety grubs, cockroaches, snakes, beetles and kangaroo balls but refused to eat Fatima's clunge".
     
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  14. rebel not taken

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    He ate Fatimas testicles though!
    must be true cos i wrote a jackanory about it..
    shows how bored i am with the International break
    been watching that old cobblers and have got addicted
    if you like it give it 5 stars
    cheers donuts
    <ok>

    http://www.thespoof.co.uk/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i101933
     
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  15. Null

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    You Fatima Whitbread?

    No, I'm Tessa Sanderson and I never touched your beer!
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ffs
     
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  17. truth seeker

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    Big deal at Dodge city. This rubbish should have been put to bed years ago, you know what the script is by heart now.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Are you talking about Celebrity or Pud's jokes?
     
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  19. Null

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    <laugh>

    Mine are quality ... just wasted on here!
     
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