Fat Sam Booed for Winning

It would appear that the inspirational football manager Mr Sam Allerdyce was mystified why the West Ham faithful felt the need to boo after his team of delights won against Hull last night, having failed to breakdown 10 man Hull the Barca of the South East won the match due to a wildly deflected cross. Mr Allerdyce, one of the brightest and inovative football managers in the UK according to himself, was shocked at his own clubs fans reaction to the endeavours of the magnificant team he has built at West Ham, he said that he had not been cupping his hand to his ear to denigrate his fans but was trying to hear the cheers of his chairman.

 

And only to himself.

Big fat useless arrogant get!

 

Sam is nothing more than a fat, repulsive, disgusting Walrus arse faced ****.

 

He was flabbergasted. That line summed him up and his misunderstanding of football. "I have never been booed for winning" Its not all about winning you useless oaf, its also about how you do it as far as fans are concerned.

Yeha when we were losing last year it was rubbing everyone up the wrong way, but the style of football was the main gripe. This year we've gone back to playing passing possession football and the majority of fans although still not happy with Pardew or the regime, have been less vocal because they've actually had some decent stuff to watch at various times.

 

*cough* not recently *cough*

 

Big up to the Hammer Fans. You don't want to pay to see that ****. Way to go.

 

I thought it was funny how when Russel Brand was talking about him on MOTD Shearer looked at him perplexed and said 'so your happy with him then?!?' Says it all.

 

Favourite all time chant:

"We hate fat Sam,
We hate fat Sam,
We hate fat Sam more than you.
We hate fat Sam more than you."

 

Still trying to play short passing football. The fact those passes are not very good is not the point

 

Another good one from a couple of years back:

"We're West Ham United. We play on the floor."

 

Scrabble after the game.

 

possibly the biggest hoof hoof manager ..pathetic .. like compare that to Liverpool at the moment just different style and levels ..

 

This

 

Style is a word that isn't in Fat Sams vocabulary.

 

Personally, I can't understand why the WHU fans haven't taken to him.

Without doubt the most dynamic, forward thinking, caring and articulate manager currently in the PL.
You wont catch Sam head butting opposing players and abusing other managers, far too classy for that.

Perhaps Sam could be Ashleys' choice to replace Pardew.

 

It's no good good Sam, we know that's you and not RH.

 

What a complete bell-end arrogant twat Fat Sham is! End of.

 

I expect Sam to send a brown envelope stuffed with some readies for spreading the good word on him.

 

You don't know Fat Sam very well do you.

 

Admittedly I don't, but, he has such a good rapour with fans I'm sure he could make room for one more in his fan club.
Apparently there were loads shouting his name last night.