Fat Mike - attending or not?

The press have had a ****fest about the fact that Fat Mike has missed the last few games due to the protests.
I'm not sure he has......
He always flies in to the heliport just off the Scotswood Road near the lighting showroom.
I always park on a side street behind the showroom since the college started charging for parking.
I noticed his big black chopper swooping into land and then the customary blacked out car sweeping him off to SJP.
If this is the case then even the most hardened human being must think 'wtf'!??!!'.
It's a long way for the rotund one to travel (must take him 2 hours+) to watch this crap so at some point the penny has to drop......



I have visions now of BRS crouching in the bushes (probably next to JPF) with a stinger missile trying to take the chopper down.....

 

The fat **** sits in the comfort of an Executive Box and watches on TV

 

I heard he was boycotting the games in protest at the way the owners have ruined our club.

 

Can someone not put sugar in the fuel tank of the chopper or shove a potatoe up the exhaust pipes. All the toon fans line up along the Tyne as his chopper skims along the river before slamming into the Tyne Bridge in a huge fireball. Its a recurring dream I have been having!!

 

I can't see him being there, he couldn't be bothered before, so why now
I also think any protests should be aimed at Charnley
he's the only one talking to Ashley and he's the one giving instructions to Carver
I think Charnley has got away with a lot more than Carver
Charnley's another one that will not talk