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  1. User Deleted

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    Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death


    Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.


    The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
    It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

    Egypt's National Council for Women is campaigning against the changes, saying that 'marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country's human development'.
    Dr Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, wrote to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker Dr Saad al-Katatni addressing her concerns.
    Egyptian journalist Amro Abdul Samea reported in the al-Ahram newspaper that Talawi complained about the legislations which are being introduced under 'alleged religious interpretations'.

    The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.
    He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
    It seems the topic, which has sparked outrage, has now been picked up on by Egypt's politicians


    TV anchor Jaber al-Qarmouty slammed the notion of letting a husband have sex with his wife after her deathunder the so-called 'Farewell Intercourse' draft law.
    He said: 'This is very serious. Could the panel that will draft the Egyptian constitution possibly discuss such issues? Did Abdul Samea see by his own eyes the text of the message sent by Talawi to Katatni?
    'This is unbelievable. It is a catastrophe to give the husband such a right! Has the Islamic trend reached that far? Is there really a draft law in this regard? Are there people thinking in this manner?'
     
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  2. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    even if she dies of syphilis?
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  4. Cyclonic

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    Is it bullshit?
     
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  5. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Seems like a crackpot idea that probably won't bet off the ground.
     
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  6. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Bring back Mubarek, all is forgiven.

    Why are Muslims countries so ****?
     
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  7. Cyclonic

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    Don't forget the country that gave us the guy protesting against the Muslamic Ray Gun. <laugh>
     
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  8. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    That was a number one in 15 different countries.
     
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  9. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Legalised necrophilia? Some of you ****s will be pleased.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No really. Takes all the fun out of it.
     
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    Can you please a dead ****?
     
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  12. Sam Axe

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    Nope, that's why you all love it <ok>
     
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  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Bit rich considering you've never pleased a ****.

    An arsehole or 2 maybe.
     
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  14. alwaysright

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    If it's the wife that wants sex with her dead husband it should be ok - rigor mortice should kick in inside 6 hours - no problems with him getting a stiffy.
     
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  15. gas

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    The more I sphinx about it, I think the Egyptians have got it spot on.

    Pharoe play to em <ok>
     
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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    that would be annal sex
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    What a Cairo on!
     
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  19. gas

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    People who get the hump over this are in de nile.
     
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    It's not the sort of thing you'd want the world to know about...surely you'd want to keep a lid on it?

    Mummy's the word and all that?
     
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