Farage's side bit wid ye

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French
5' 3"
Took a length aff a shaved chimp in a tweed jaiket.

Ah wid - I've already placed her as a pure noisy wee ride. I'd show her a rising tide of populism. I'd sort her right out for a common agricuntery policy etc etc

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Looks a wee bit on the chinky side but it's a Wid from this egalitarian Remainer.

 

So much so, I'd even rinse off the foreskin fromage beforehand.

 

Imagine Amelie got older, read loads of Ayn Rand and learned to treat cock with the cynical approach it deserves.

Wid, wid, wid

 

^^^

Just admitted to watching ****y French language films.

 

ps Wid

 

She wid git it right up the merdebox

 

But there's tits in it, I swear <shame>

 

Wee wee

 

Wouldn't touch anything that Farage has shagged

 

That was my first thought

 

What if you were pleasurably bursting something his wee willy had only tickled up to that point?

 

Fûck sake

 

You'd be bound to perform better than Fannage, she'd think you were John Holmes compared to that chinless camel coat wearing ponce.

 

Ah wid

 

Ponders bequeathed 10% of his estate to UKIP.

And 5% to the NF.

 

'The Auld Dalliance' is still on; WID. Weeknights from 19.00 to 20.00 will do for me while Farage is on the wireless!