Apart from the 1500 mile trip across the Tasman to New Zealand, Emile Heskey couldn't get much further (or farther) away from British football.
Australia´s A League sounds like a decent place to end his career, it was probably either that or the States, redruth, maybe he´ll come up against our friend Theowhatsisname
Theocrapalus was part of the Brisbane Roar team that went unbeaten for 50 games or so, he is doing well out here.... may show you the standard of the league, but there are some good players.