I've got a FAQ... How do morbidly obese people wipe their arse after taking a ****? Am assuming with a rag on a long stick, but no **** seems to know the answer.
I genuinely want to know how they do it. In fact, how do they get the **** out in the first place? Does some poor bastard have to seperate the rolls of fat to give a clear path to the rectum? Why hasn't there been a study done on this?
Henry VIII had someone to perform the task for him. Keeper Of The Royal Stool, he was called. It was on "Worst Jobs In History" with Tony Robinson.
What I've never understood is that urine is sterile and your hands have been touching filthy things all day - yet when you go to the bog you wash your hands after touching your cock. Surely the most logical thing to do would be to wash your cock after its been in contact with your hands?
Blowjob logic is the same. Yet when you're shoving it in some cows pie hole, you don't wash the big fella' beforehand.
Same when yer givin her clit a goin over wi yer tongue. Yer also givin her pisshole a good goin over too.
I've heard that a swan's neck is a practical (and sensuous) way for any self-respecting fatty to clean their ringpiece.
