I think you're being disingenuous to both your arsehole and ER's cock. Your arse is nothing like a haystack and ER can outgirth a needle any day of the week - although, possibly not a knitting needle.
I just googled "haystack bum" in the hope of an amusing image. There's a lot of folk like taking pictures of their birds on haystacks. Is this some kind of niche thing I'm unaware of?
Sure thing. Royal Oak in Erith 09th August 2012 21:00 I am a fat balding hairy shouldered Scotch sounding fella wearing fatigues and carrying a bottle of this: please log in to view this image Put on a Celtic jersey and a London accent just so i know it is you
He already knows what I look like. According to him I'm a fat, speccy, sweaty, ugly shrek-looking ****. He's a right one for the banter is BH.