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Unlucky venom. I'm currently sitting on the 17:21 express train to East Kilbride. Up ye I think I'm getting somewhere with the hairy muff picture <cocknbawstuckedbetweenlegs>
Not like I've got anywhere fun to go when my shift finishes. The galley for a ****e dinner then away to sit in a rec room with some fat Geordies and some moaning Aberdonians......fun.....
Aye, exactly. Looking forward to getting home and finally going on holiday. I'm missing out on Rio because of offshore dates so after the Scotland game next week I'm just going to go out to Aberdeen airport on the Thursday and jump the first flight to Amsterdam and spend a long weekend taking drugs and shagging hoors.
happy days broached the offshore subject with the mrs and she was under the impression it was 3 month stints think she got this from her mates dad (works in ****ing dubai or something ). she wasnt exactly too phased by 2wks at a time
LR - Aye, don't know any companies where the core crew are more than 2 weeks. If you're vendor scum like me then sometimes it's a 3-weeker. Nev - I know a few guys who get off the plane from Shetland at the end of the trip and just jump the next flight to Amsterdam for a few days. I wish I could do that but I've got to go into the office for a meeting the day after I get home ****s.
It usually is, they ask me to go over what I put in my report. It's really just ****s in suits exerting authority because they like to feel important. They always ask me if I'm busy out here. I always lie and say "all the time" ****-wits,
I've actually been pressing to get back-to-backs for all three platforms. But we need to start saving them money by stopping breakdowns on machinery first.
