Over on the Town board we're planning the funeral for our club which lived to the ripe old age of 130. I wonder if you could compose some verse for the occasion?
Hampy, I´d never be averse (sorry) to it, as you know, but surely you´re not getting that desperate already are you? I did notice that you had dropped alarmingly just lately, but where´s all your Suffolk Punch
One win and all the teams near the bottom of each league will vault the table. Its a bit early for funeral arrangements. We are near the bottom but have lost one game and should have won the other three. A bit of luck and you can be up there and singing everyone's praises. Look at WHU. They must have the worst midfield in the Prem but have 7 points!
Also Hampy, you were the better team yesterday! You have Paul Jewell's word for it. He had no doubts, kept repeating it over and over again ........
There once was a club from Suffolk, Whose football was a-load of old muck, They appointed a boss, Who played total dross, And Norwich fans dont give-a fly-ing...
One glaaring mistake here CS. The word 'pig' at the end doesn't seem to rhyme with anything else in your verse
Well now that´s not entirely true PC It could be that you youngsters feel that way, But personally I´d be happy to see Them alongside, to relive ´Derby Day`, And anyway having two clubs from here Would add a bit of spice wouldn´t you think, Competing side by side in the top tier The thought boggles so much it makes one blink.
RBF I completely agree, And if I'm speaking in all honesty, Although they're our rivals, I hope-they win survival, And a Premier derby we'll see.
