Dude I feel your pain, went out with a lass from work last night, meal, pictures, beers and stuff. We got on real well and did a few kisses and stuff, did I invite her back to the new chez Ballbag ? Did I phook, I gave a kiss and waved her off in the taxi before walking home in the drizzle (id have prefared normal rain, you know where you are with that) and got myself a bottle of wine from the garage. What the fook is wrong with us, do we need to start a support group ? To be fair though only have one wine glass at the minute so things could have turned ugly if I'd have starting quoffing merlot from my tigers pint glass.
There's a difference here, that was your own choosing. Why did you do it, Bob? Why? You need to dust yourself off and either try to rescue the situation, or move on to another. For an update on the life and times of Party Hull!, I went out after Piper on Friday and met a very nice girl in Zest. She did not come home with me, although I seem to vaguely remember suggesting it (was pissed), but we are in contact and have a 'date' arranged this week. She seems nice. So Bob, are you able to contact her? Did you exchange numbers? Sometimes you've gotta put illogical outcomes like this down to experience, but I am a bit at a loss as to why you did that. At least when I 'failed' it's not 'cos I didn't try, it was just a **** effort! I am going out shortly for a run, when I am back I will return to this thread. See ya.
Charlie mate, it's stuff like this which makes this board worth visiting. It's all well and good reading sixty four threads on Steve Bruce or trawling through 200 posts about our new kit but this kind of stuff adds to the rich tapestry of our board. If people don't like it they don't have to post on it but Party boys love life and Chazz' affection for Boyes sales are light hearted posts which make good reading. IMO. Long may they continue. As for you two soppy sods, Party and Billy, grow a pair and start acting like men. I don't own a Lonsdale vest but I know a man who does and given the nod I'm sure he'll lend out it's services. Something which isn't done lightly but you two obviously need to feel it's power. Stop wearing this metro sexual body spray that I bet you dowse yourself with as well. Put on something manly( Brut or Blue Stratos) and if you have to grow a bangers and mash. You're sending out all the wrong signals. Real men are what birds want, FACT.
I work with the lass so I have to be a gentleman, nearly 9000 people work at my place so word will get round if I'm a twat. Anyway I'm a caring sensitive 90's guy, none of this metrosexual nonsense
Yes, yes yes , but the question is, am I a real man, id like to hope so, I had all the bits last time I looked . Charlie what's a vm ? Sounds like some sexual disease, I you don't like the thread don't view it mate, the title didn't say fao Charlie boy and his Facebook fanclub did it ?
Visitor Message, you post them on someones profile, not that I don't like the thread, it would just be easier to PM him or VM him
BBB you did the right thing.....and learnt a valuable lesson. But can I suggest a bit more planning. Buy more glasses and have a choice of White or red available. Mind you the only chat up line that works for me now is "how much?"
Never mind the "Gentleman" crap ,go for it fast and hard............all publicity is good publicity and it's odds on some of the remaining 8999 co workers will love a bad boy .
i don't think there's anything wrong with giving a lady the option, if it's casually done right with no pressure then there's no loss of face if it's a no and the rewards are obvious if it's a yes. i can recall at least 3 occasions where i've acted in the same way as you then received a text the following morning saying she would have been more than happy to entertain me. one especially upsetting text included the phrase 'destroy me'. sticks in the mind that kind of thing.
number one chat up line courtesy of Jimmy Carr come on love, lets not turn this rape into a murder.. if you think you guys have it bad, ive recently got in a relationship and she is currently on holiday with friends in magaluf, that cant end well surely?
So more Huff and Puff in Magaluf!!Way to Go ,just listen out for the call "Come in No 4 your times up"
One of my female friends recently went on a hen do to 'Shagamuf' as she put it. I said "Don't forget your condoms" and she went "What are they??? Ouuuuuuussssshh." Proper made me 'LOL'.
At a recent Jubilee street party, my missus best mate was rather the worse for wear and she'd been chatting up this bloke who quite obviously wasn't interested. Getting desperate and progressively more pissed, she decided to go with her last ditch chat up line 'I'm not on my period'.
